Mike Love goes to Germany.
‘You, Sauerkraftwerk!’
Ralf and Florian look up,
the others are shocked.
‘That’s Mike Love in here.’
‘Mike Fucking Love,
since you stole the melody
from one of our songs.’
‘For Autobahn, Love?’
‘Don’t be cute now,
you know what this means.’
‘We don’t give a shit.’
Mike Love is aghast and leaves.
‘That’s for Brian Wilson, dipshit.’
Mitja Lovše is a writer, a performer and a director from Slovenia. He works within the fields of theatre, film, television and literature. He’s still alive.