When me and the girls went out last night
to check out this local new bar,
I saw a guy in a T-shirt so tight
I could see his abs from afar.
So I sat next to him to ask for his name.
We sat very close to each other.
Then out of the blue another guy came;
I assumed that this guy was his brother.
We started talking so intimately
that I almost told him I loved him.
I caught them holding hands, casually,
And realized the mess I was in.